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We stumbled upon this eBay store (strangely because this blog was getting referred traffic from it…) It’s a simple new age store selling the usual magic crystals that guarantee you money, love and well-being. No sane individual should go out the door without their crystals on… They also sell variants of hieronymous machines – contraptions designed in the 1940s that emit frequencies that supposedly will bring you happiness, career success, strength, and even reversal of aging. One model, The ARK (pictured here) looks easy enough to use – it just has 6 knobs… not sure if they support Facebook integration…

Obviously it’s pretty easy to doubt the claims of these new age vendors. But it’s a free world and people can believe what they want. I have no issue there. What really bugs me is that the folks behind Life Technology put a TM after every product or phrase in their catalog. To make it even worse, none of these terms have actual applications with the Patent and Trademark Office. So there’s the lie – nothing is actually trademarked… Not even my favourite product The 12 Strand DNA Activation (TM) CD – where by listening to special sounds will “activate” my DNA to give me energy and protection against disease… who knew my DNA was actually de-activated???

Tags: Life-Technology, alternative-health, new-age, ebay, crystals, trademarks