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WARNING: This post is for our stray readers! We know who you are, you’re the ones that pop onto SensoryMetrics by some accident, never to return again unless by some misguided link from another site. This post is for you, so please read it carefully.

Our deepest thoughts, concerns, opinions, and plans for world domination are now broadcast around the world and back again by simply typing away and pointing with a mouse. In case you haven’t heard, there’s no longer any requirement to know HTML, XHTML, PHP, AJAX, and CSS to publish on the web. Things like web software applications that you need to install, upgrade, learn about, read tutorials on, those are all old skool. Forget all that unless you already know it, in which case, please download and install ’software unlearn’ version 2.0 Be careful with it though, you will need to reboot if you don’t read the ‘readme’ file and whatever you do please, backup before you use the software. Oh, and I have so many co-workers with freaky learning disabilities due version 1, whatever you do, don’t use that version!

If you have this here browser window open and you can type then you’re on your way to being a pro web publisher. You see the internet is now opening up. Not only can you say something, but that something can be found by others that are writing the same thing. But hey, chances are you already know all this. Especially if you’re reading this here.

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