On the web, you can sell anything.
This happens to me often. I’m sitting at work, designing some software thingy, and all-of-a-sudden, ZaP – I get abducted by aliens. “Damn, not again!” I say to myself… Then, the usual routine… probed and prodded and dropped off at the nearest inter-gallactic taxi stand. Only problem is, I can’t describe to the driver where Earth is.
Thankfully, EarthBoundDog has developed these dog tags to help the driver locate Earth! Only $12.99 with a money back guarantee!
There’s one big problem. Close inspection of the “NASA-designed” map reveals that it only returns the abductee to Alabama!
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This is amazing. I wonder if there are any products designed to send the cab driver to a more desirable location.