My Desktop & The Side Effects of Spam
Well here… on my desktop lives the face of my common spam. Mostly drug-related: soma, ultram, phentermine, valium, topomax, fioricet, cialis, levitra, carisoprodol, ambien, xanax, and of course viagra. Once in a blue moon… phone sex. Does that even exist anymore?
Based on diligent research (wikipedia) here’s the TOP TEN health risks of spam:
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10. Vomiting
9. Convulsions
8. Rash & Itch (don’t they always go together?)
7. Hallucinations
6. Delusions
5. Clumsiness
4. Speech Problems
3. Increased Impulsivity
2. Uninhibited Extroversion
1. Change in Sexual Behaviour / Divorce
So which one’s YOUR favourite??
Have you seen the side effects for ambien?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zolpidem
schizophrenia in a pill, Heath Ledger was taking the stuff just before he died.
Warning! This site contains spam honey pots! Watch out they’ll track you through triangulation across sites. I think they can get your geo location by means of network lag time between servers.
Thanks for the compliments FooYoung, but we’re not quite that sophisticated. Turns out you don’t have to be to catch a lot of spam. We actually really like spam and can’t get enough. Please send us more and please try to be more creative! My favourite is “We couldn’t find your email address so we sent this comment.. Can we advertise on your site? Please contact us at [email address].” Yeah, right, it’s super easy to find our email address on our site. Keep at it you crazy cyber-pirates we love you!