Losing my Bacon at Walmart
A few days ago I stopped by Walmart to buy some pool chemicals. I also picked up some bacon… Being in a rush I checked out using one of the self-serve stations. I bagged my jugs of chemicals, and bagged my bacon in a separate bag. After paying the friendly robot, I grabbed the bags and left. At home I realized I forgot my bacon… my forgotten, woeful bacon. The next day I dropped by again (you guessed it) to buy some more bacon. Half-jokingly I asked the friendly lost & found attendant if anyone had returned my lost bacon. Her response – yes they had my bacon, but suggested that I grab a fresh pack since they didn’t how long mine had been abandoned.
kudos to Walmart staff, and boos to Walmart robots. Since these robots are equipped with sensors to ensure you’re scanning and bagging accurately, they should sound an alarm if you walk away leaving a bag.
Speaking of bacon, and following a previous theme of meat flavoured drinks… Diet Coke with Bacon comes to us via Land’o'Lulu
Bacon! Bacon! Whoot whoot!