Summer Essentials: Hot, fast and sticky things
In case you’re looking to enhance your summer experience… here are a few essentials.
First (and most important for the survival of the species) is the Hello Kitty Mosquito Patch. Wear this proudly and laugh at West-Nile-Death in the face! There’s no better brand to represent the war on msK-Tozes!!
Rumour has it that Hello Kitty is also introducing nicotine patches. Can Hello Kitty Methadone be far behind?
Meanwhile, Amazon is trying to prevent BBQ pettifoggery over the hotness of the hot sauce. Thankfully, Dave’s genius brings us the adjustable hot sauce bottle. Only $22 for 3 bottles.
Now we just need Google Maps to highlight which steaks has which hotness.
In related news, Paris Hilton claims her Dave’s Bottle is stuck on super-hot.
After that terrific mosquito-free BBQ – take in a spin in your wonderful 1954 Bonneville roadster. Just don’t get sick – the top is bubble glass!
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