I remember when croissants were made of real cat!

September 22nd, 2008 by Mitch Brisebois

It’s true. Pastry chefs all over the world have caved in to Peta demands that they stop using real cats in their yummy breakfast treats. What’s Peta going to demand next, that José Cuervo stop putting live weevils in tequila??? Sure, there’s the US financial crisis, BUT cat and weevil eaters are in crisis too!

Well, actually this is an print ad for Lifebuoy disinfecting hand soap. The ad claims “you eat what you touch.” Well, this claim is of course crap – thus if you touched it…

It’s a scandal that soap companies are still selling fear of germs. The sterile experience is an unsafe experience. Stay away from germs too long, and they’ll come back to bite you!

Go ahead, say “NO” to Big Soap Inc. – roll around in the dirt – drink from the public water fountain – kiss the Walmart greeter – share a cat croissant with stranger… You’ll feel better.

via the awesome magazine Coilhouse