Re-inventing Travel Irons with Global Terrorism

September 26th, 2008 by Mitch Brisebois

So… here’s how the marketing meeting at Steamworks went. “Our travel iron is so powerful - it really flattens your wrinkled shirt.” –insert mind altering substance– “In fact it could probably flatten entire cities!”

Wow - thanks a lot - another thing that we can’t pack into carry-ons!

BTW - your world-destroying iron doesn’t look so menacing in real life! It’s a puny little thing! Maybe you’re overcompensating for feelings of inadequacy! (especially since you couldn’t possible flatten the Eiffel tower…)