Re-inventing Travel Irons with Global Terrorism

September 26th, 2008 by Mitch Brisebois

So… here’s how the marketing meeting at Steamworks went. “Our travel iron is so powerful – it really flattens your wrinkled shirt.” –insert mind altering substance– “In fact it could probably flatten entire cities!”

Wow – thanks a lot – another thing that we can’t pack into carry-ons!

BTW – your world-destroying iron doesn’t look so menacing in real life! It’s a puny little thing! Maybe you’re overcompensating for feelings of inadequacy! (especially since you couldn’t possible flatten the Eiffel tower…)

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