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Yummy Mummies: Cereal inventions in the pre-internet age

November 30th, 2008by Mitch Brisebois

I was looking through an old ALF Marvel comic book from 1989, when I found this wonderful ad for a new monster cereal.

Franken-Berry asks “A NEW Monster cereal! What is it?” Count Chocula replies, “YUM! Marshmallows in my TUMMY MAKE this NEW cereal so frightfully YUMMY!”

Yes… Yummy Mummies were born.

In an age before the internet, cereal names were so innocent!

Who would have missed:

  • MILF Flakes
  • Chrome Crispies
  • Web Wheaties
  • Lolita O’s
  • DATY squares
Previously on Bad Product Names:

human-factors-have-you-heard-of-it
sixent-workamajig-publishit-nahalem
cisco-sysco-trademark

Popularity: 21%

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Wakefield Québec Gets Stomped!

November 27th, 2008by Jobe Roberts

Wakefield Covered BridgeWakefield may have lost its steam train this summer, but it has gained a new community web portal named the Wakefield Stomp.

A few weeks ago we launched the site to a limited audience to test it out, get some feedback and determine whether or not this site would be useful for the Wakefield community.

This public web site will let you post announcements for community events in and around Wakefield Québec.  You can also subscribe to these announcements via email or RSS feed (so you never have to visit the site again unless you want to).

We expect to see regular daily announcements over the next few weeks as we spread word of its existance.  If all goes well with this site, we expect to see the model replicate in communities elsewhere.  If you’re interested in setting up a site like this for your community, contact us and we’ll send you a copy.

Popularity: 21%

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Where the hell is Thomas Edison when you need him?

November 26th, 2008by Mitch Brisebois

Too bad he died in 1931.

I am forever frustrated by the lightbulb industry. Why doesn’t anyone focus on the quality and efficiency of artificial light. There’s so much potential for innovation. Incandescent tungsten lamps are energy hogging relics from the last century. Compact fluorescents are evil little dweebs that keep exploding and poisoning me with mercury.

My favourite is still halogen - which can run up to 35% more efficiently than standard incandescents. Unfortunately - they run hot and are more dificult to handle.

Where’s the innovation?

Over at the Tokyo Design Week 08 this month, designer Joonhuyn Kim presented a concept for a flat bulb. The claim is that it reduces glass material and packaging. As a bonus the bulb doesn’t roll around and presumably wouldn’t break as easily. Seems that this invention is too little too late though!

Meanwhile a New Jersey startup - Eden Park - has a plan for commercially-viable micro-plasma lamps.

The limitations of conventional macro-scale plasmas are inherent to their structure, and can only be solved by moving to microcavity plasma technology, or Microplasma for short. Microplasma lighting offers the following benefits, without compromising the advantages of standard plasma technology:

  • Microcavity plasma technology combines a new electrode design and configuration. The electrodes are close together and allow a Mercury-free gas mixtures to be used while still achieving high efficiency.
  • Close electrode spacing permits operation at near atmospheric pressure, which allows for new thin and flat form factors that previous generation technologies could not achieve
  • Flat panel technology allows for high efficacy slim luminaires without the need of an external reflector to direct the light.

Popularity: 23%

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“Human Factors” - have you heard of it?

November 24th, 2008by Mitch Brisebois

Yeesh - technically that’s one of the names for my discipline… It’s also been Ergonomics, Usability Engineer, UI guy, GUI designer, Usability Designer, Software Ergonomics… arg the list goes on. One of the worst is Human Factors. For years I was a member and TG exec of the Human Factors and Ergonomics Society.

Unfortunately for HFES, I don’t think the term “Human Factors” will survive… in fact it never lived. I don’t know a single HR person who has heard of it.

That’s always been the problem with our very tiny fragmented industry - everyone’s fighting for their turf… but no one else cares.

The great hope is in the term UX (User Experience). Yes, it’s all encompassing - that’s the beauty of it.

In the short span of 4 years I’ve created brand new UX divisions in 3 startups. UX marries product design, marketing, support, and any other workflow that affects the customer. Execs now recognize the importance of it.

The mindset that you could have “usability testing” & “GUI design” & “graphic design” etc silos was wrong…. very wrong.

What’s evolving is better for industry - they can now understand the value in the bigger picture! What’s most important is that a user-centric design methodology empowers your customers.

You don’t even have to be human to be a customer.

Popularity: 24%

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Common Look and Feel - CLF 2.0 - Argh!

November 23rd, 2008by Jobe Roberts

If you know the term Common Look and Feel - CLF 2.0, then chances are you know that the deadline is fast approaching (December 2008).  Across many Canadian Government sites progress is being made to convert content to meet the new standards.  Being fully compliant means far more than just converting html pages; it also means converting legacy PDFs, updating applications and dynamic content as well.  For the past year and a half, I’ve been helping out a group of webmasters convert static pages from CLF 1 to CLF 2.

One of the breakthroughs that helped us speed up conversion from CLF 1 to CLF 2 was the use of Dreamweaver and Regular Expressions (regex).  Essentially, this is just a fancy ’search and replace’ that can run through a whole bunch of pages all at once.  It doesn’t do everything automatically, but it does help speed up the conversion.

The way it works is that you open an old web page that needs to be converted, you identify what parts you’d like to copy, for instance, the page title, the metatags, the body of the page, the date modified and so on.  Then you write a regex that splits up the page into all of these component parts.  You then create a blank CLF 2 template page with variables in the spots on the page that will be replaced by the old content.  With a click, this will run through a section of site and voilà! you have new CLF 2 pages.  The last step required is to verify that everything worked; clean up old deprecated tags to xhtml strict 1.0 (this can be done with a click using Dreamweaver), validate, then publish.

You don’t need Dreamweaver to run a search and replace using regular expressions, there are other text/html editors out there that will also do the job such as UltraEdit, but it’s important to note that not all regex engines are the same so there are variations in the syntax depending on what tool you’re using.  For Dreamweaver, the code we use looks like the following.  Keep in mind that this code varies from section to section of our site depending on how the old page was structured.

(<%@)([^]*)(<title>)([^]*)(</title>)([^]*)(<html lang=”en-ca”>)([^]*)(name=”dc.creator” content=”)([^]*)(”>\n<meta name=”dc.title”)([^]*)(<!– Content Begins Here –>)([^]*)(<!– Content Ends Here –>)([^]*)

Now before you start thinking, “Whoa!  This is way too complicated I need to be a programmer to understand this!”  No worries, it’s actually pretty simple.  Between each bracket () a match will occur with a part of your old html 4 web page.  For intance, the match might be something very specific such as a title tag or it could be anything that falls between the last match and the next one.  Think of it as a wild card that says, ok, I don’t care what’s there, but I do know that it starts at this spot and ends on this other spot.  Each part of the content between brackets is stored in memory and can then be pasted into the new template by using a dollar sign ($) followed by a number.  In the above regex there are 17 uh sorry, sixteen matches that will occur, so the variable $4 will be any text that makes up the page’s title but nothing else.

To attempt to explain regex and how this all works in greater detail would be pretty silly to do so here, so if you have a sense of what I’m talking about and think this is something you’d like to try for converting your old government pages, give me a shout and we can discuss further.

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the .NET Framework will never be supported?

November 23rd, 2008by Mitch Brisebois

What is it with Microsoft lately? It seems intent on eating its young!

Earlier this year, MS made more noise about Exchange being supported on iPhone than touting its long suffering Windows Mobile platform. A couple months ago, it announced that Windows Mobile 7 would be delayed. Insiders claim that the Mobile division is in a civil war. The Union forces want to keep the old WinMo battleship alive, and the Confederates want to start over and build something more elegant.

Over on server side - Microsoft has placed its bet on Java over .net! According to SM friend (and colleague) Paul Renaud, the .NET framework is currently not supported on Windows Server Core 2008. Supposedly, a subset of .net functionality might be supported in release 2.

To this Paul replies,

Clearly embarassed by the poor optics of this decision, Windows Server 2008 r2 release, (2008 in Microsoft years is actually planned for 2010) will throw the 150,000 disenfranchised .NET ISVs a bone by supporting a subset of the .NET functionality.

With any luck their applications can run on this subset. Or they can follow the Windows Server Group’s example and abandon .NET framework for Java.

Now I get it! The European Union has nothing to worry about. Microsoft doesn’t need competition - it has itself to contend with!

Get your own Rock’em Sock’em Robots at Amazon here.

UPDATE: Microsoft denies that the .NET framework will be abandonned from Server Core…

Popularity: 21%

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CupRocking: Re-inventing urban art, one cup at a time

November 21st, 2008by Mitch Brisebois

Andy Uprock is a b-boy artist based in Syndey, Australia. He transforms urban streetscapes into works of art using techniques that are grafitti-like, yet non-destructive. His installations have been seen in New York, Paris, London, Tokyo… Unfortunately, no Canadian cities so far.

Where did the inspiration for “cuprocking” come from?

The idea germinated when I was a kid playing soccer and all the kids used to squash their drink bottles and rubbish into the fence. Being quite imaginative as a youngin, I would see the patterns and shapes emerge and would then add more junk to create patterns or words. It wasn’t until a long time afterwards that I got into conversation with good friend ‘n’ fellow artist Tim Moore. We were talking about innovative ideas, art and fences and then….BOOM, it came to me….cups….the perfect geometric shape to fit into a diamond. Time froze right there ‘n’ I ran with it knowing this was going to revolutionise bombin’. I kept it so ninja for four years, hitting up the streets of Sydney ‘n’ by 2007 kats were just catching on. Chess not checkers baby.

via Hip, Young, Thing

Popularity: 20%

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12 Ways to Re-invent Social Media for Enterprise (part 2)

November 20th, 2008by Mitch Brisebois

So who’s coming close to a great enterprise-class social media product? IBM. Who’d have thunk it.

Based on the venerable Lotus platform, BlueHouse incorporates many of the 12 ideas in the previous post. Surprisingly (especially given that IBM is not prone to usability) this is a remarkable web 2.0 app. On October 10, IBM launched BlueHouse as a free hosted beta. This is one of the products to emerge from its Cloud Services Initiative.

So what’s BlueHouse?

  1. Collaboration: allows you to work with contacts on a schedule or on demand.
  2. Group and File Shares: Set up simple repositories for data, and media - while controlling access.
  3. Built-in Meeting: Video conferencing, meeting management, presentation and more…
  4. Work Groups: Set them up quickly and easily
  5. Activity Management: Organize projects, tasks, to-dos. Track information and actions around a project topic or meeting.
  6. Contact Management: It’s not CRM - but it’s more than a list.
  7. Security: Securely works through firewalls
  8. Host public events: Invite participants to a product launch, or a sales presentation.
  9. Forms and Surveys: Easily design interactive forms with a drag & drop interface.
  10. Live Charts: Display real-time dashboards.
  11. Chat: blah blah blah.
  12. Extranet contacts: Bring outside people into your house (customers, suppliers, contractors…)

BlueHouse makes Basecamp look like it’s long in the tooth!

Here I am in a serious meeting with Alf, our VP of Sales, Melmac district.

Popularity: 26%

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12 Ways to Re-invent Social Media for Enterprise (part 1)

November 20th, 2008by Mitch Brisebois

Most social network platforms are basically Facebook clones. Deploying them into enterprise would make them stick out like cheap Nevada bordellos. So why hasn’t someone developed a platform designed specifically for enterprise?

What’s wrong with them?
They’re designed for a large user base with high variants of interests. Users group themselves organically - either as friends, or members of common interest. The two main feature of SoNet platforms are NOT very important within a company:

  1. Emphasis on user profiles (some are living diaries, some are Sybil-like multiple personality profiles)
  2. Relationship management / friending (you’re either a company or group member)

So what’s required for a true enterprise platform?

  1. Reduce the emphasis on personal profiles
  2. Be able to turn off the “friends” linking - this is really annoying in a group environment. For a 500 employee small enterprise, how many “accepts” would you need so that everyone is friends with each other? 500 factorial??
  3. Introduce Work Groups - simple easy to create. Assign membership and duration.
  4. Build easy Media management (per roles permissions, and groups) - build content management within the soNet - it shouldn’t be as complex as something like SourceSafe… but it should be secure, and have versioning, and publishing functions
  5. Really Simple Navigation (RSN). This is a huge issue. There are many actors with different roles and projects. With a “super-cool” mini project management template, admins should be able to create networks that are versatile yet simple.
  6. Plug in collaboration tools. This should be as easy as WordPress to drop in a scheduling app for example… drop in chat, Skype, Captivate, whatever. ning does this reasonably well - but the apps are trivial. how about SalesForce integration? Autotask? Google maps? iPhone client?  INSTANT MASHUP ENVIRONMENTS FOR WORKGROUPS!
  7. Create a visible user hierarchy - like it or not, enterprises are not flat.
  8. Build in some minor workflows - especially for file sharing and publishing.
  9. Integrate extranet collaboration with intranet collaboration. Many workgroups have customers as participants.
  10. Integrate a conferencing / meeting app Calliflower would be perfect for this!
  11. Built in some rating tools (Digg-like) or survey-builders (like Fluid Surveys)
  12. Display stuff to encourage discussion (active dashboards from a BI tool, for example…)

Part 2: Would you like to play at the Big Blue House

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Cockroaches & McDonald’s Will Survive the Apocalypse

November 19th, 2008by Mitch Brisebois

Even in this turbulent economy, Ronald McDonald is smiling behind the clown face. McD’s reported a whopper of a same-store sales increase last year - 8.2% worldwide! The company is betting that it will do very well in the next few years. In Europe, its prospects look even better. With food prices going up, people are abandoning the bistro for the big Mac.

So what’s the ingredients to success? The Marketing Doctor highlights McDonald’s strongest attributes:

  1. Consistently delivering clear value against its brand identity
  2. Building their brand around their customers
  3. Adapting products to changing needs
  4. The goofy clown-brand never changes, and remains rock-solid

Then again, there’s McDonalds’ wacky experiments…

In Tokyo, McDonald’s has launched a high-fallutin’ restaurant that sells nothing but Quarter-Pounders. That’s it. With cheese or without. Clowns are replaced with chrome. Golden arches are replaced with bold red & black packaging. Add to this a viral campaign that has something to do with a big japanese secret…

Only Quarter Pounders.  Awesome!

I hear that there’s also a shop in England that sells only cheese! :)

Popularity: 21%

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