Product Naming Blues: Sixent, Workamajig, Publishit, Nahalem

November 7th, 2008 by Mitch Brisebois

Product naming is a really tough job. Sometimes the product name just doesn’t fit the target market. Some names don’t work well as domain names. Other names are not memorable…

First up is from a local Ottawa tech firm, Ramius Corporation. One of their technology platforms is called Community Zero – a social net kit. Great name! They recently launched a social net app named Sixent. At first I thought the name was clever, except they’re pitching it to enterprise. Sixent… hard to pronounce and too easy to type sexent.com… go ahead… lol My advice to Ramius – rethink the name for enterprise! Community Zero works!

Next up – Workamajig. This has been renamed from “Creative Manager” a product used by creative producing firms to track projects. Their customers include Hallmark and Disney. I realize the bland sounding Creative Manager wasn’t working, but workamajig is awful!

Publishit.com is one of those online vanity academic press deals. I can’t believe the founders didn’t see this one coming! If I was them I’d at least register an Italian domain and relaunch as Publish.it That’s a bit more professional sounding.

Finally we have Intel – a company that has oodles of money for product naming studies. Their next processor is named Nehalem. Not only is this not easy to pronounce, it’s not very memorable. In comparison, Intel’s Atom processor is a terrific name for a low-power netbook chip! So where does Nahalem come from? Apparently it’s a river in Seattle…

Despite the name, Nahalem promises to be a good notebook chip – it’s modular, meaning that for power conservation, any of its cores and threads can be switched off if not in use. An eight core Nehalem CPU will be able to execute 16 threads concurrently. Most importantly, Intel has demonstrated that Apple’s OSX boots successfully off it!

What’s your name?

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  1. November 10th, 2008 at 15:42 | #1

    Great collection of funny business names. I agree, they should have thought these through a little more. I keep misreading publishit, even though I know what it says.

  2. Jessica
    November 10th, 2008 at 16:09 | #2

    I went to sexent.com and its not even a very good porn site. lmao. yeah I can’t see enterprise IT approving this. And how do you pronounce nahalem exactly bytheway?

  3. Marelena
    November 10th, 2008 at 20:06 | #3

    Publishit… hahaa. Sortof describes the reality of the publish or perish attitude in colleges

    and that sexent site. free web cam girls. where are the web cam boys. given the name these guys are not serious about enterprise of government. i guess it doesn’t matter though if they redirect. but still a clunky name . workamagag!

  4. November 14th, 2008 at 16:47 | #4

    To clarify, Ramius’ enteprise and consumer product is called Sixent and Sixent Enterprise respectively. It is not “sexent” nor does it have any affiliation to a site with that name.

    We do recognize the difficulty people have in pronouncing it. We’re working on a solution. In the meantime, the site is http://sixent.com.

    Thanks, Melany (Ramius)

  5. November 14th, 2008 at 20:59 | #5

    Hello,

    Thank you for writing about Nahalem. We’re very excited about the product and we trust that customers will come to recognize the name and the benefits it offers.

    For further information please contact our analysts at
    http://www.intel.com/feedback.htm

  6. Eric
    November 14th, 2008 at 21:02 | #6

    Gee Melany, dont think it was the prononciation that was the issue, just the sound of it. it sounds like sites my mother doest go to.. haha personally the name doesnt rally bother me.

  7. November 14th, 2008 at 21:39 | #7

    Naming sure hits nerves! Imagine the reaction when I tell people I worked on Vista. (”no, not that vista!”)

    For years, when you Googled “sensorymetrics” you got “do you mean sensormetrics” We’re one vowel away from a sensor company.

    The internet is tricky that way! It’s a jungle – damn you, Al Gore!

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