Yummy Mummies: Cereal inventions in the pre-internet age

I was looking through an old ALF Marvel comic book from 1989, when I found this wonderful ad for a new monster cereal.

Franken-Berry asks “A NEW Monster cereal! What is it?” Count Chocula replies, “YUM! Marshmallows in my TUMMY MAKE this NEW cereal so frightfully YUMMY!”

Yes… Yummy Mummies were born.

In an age before the internet, cereal names were so innocent!

Who would have missed:

  • MILF Flakes
  • Chrome Crispies
  • Web Wheaties
  • Lolita O’s
  • DATY squares
Previously on Bad Product Names:

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