Zombie Text Chat

December 22nd, 2008 by Jobe Roberts

If you’re bored with robot chat, you can now chat with real live Zombies! Yes, you heard that right, zombie chat is available here at SensoryMetrics. Unfortunately, zombies don’t chat 24/7. In fact, they’re terribly unpredictable. Last I heard a zombie should be chatting tonight between 10:49 and 11:23pm.

The zombie photographed here by flexgraph was participating in the famous “Zombies ate Paris” walk of October 26 2008. Rumour is that he left his iPhone at home.

Please keep in mind that the zombies available for chat might not look exactly as depicted. Zombies may in fact have a hard time using the keyboard. So spelling mistakes are manditatory. Please do not mention the word ‘brains’ while chatting.