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Update: our geesee.com zombie chat server was over run by the zombies and no longer exists!  These are the risks when you run these sort of services.  The technicians get bitten or a small scratch seems to be all that it takes and before you know it, the whole place is full of zombies.  We’ve had to switch over our emergency zombie chat system and round up some new zombies and re-trained them to use the keyboards (more or less), please contact us directly if you’d like to chat live with one of our zombies.  Skype also available.* //end of update.

If you’re bored with robot chat, you can now chat with real live Zombies!  Yes, you heard that right, zombie chat is available here at SensoryMetrics.  Unfortunately, zombies don’t chat 24/7.  In fact, they’re terribly unpredictable.  Last I heard a zombie should be chatting tonight between 10:49 and 11:23pm.

The zombie photographed here by flexgraph was participating in the famous “Zombies ate Paris” walk of October 26 2008.  Rumour is that he left his iPhone at home.

Please keep in mind that the zombies available for chat might not look exactly as depicted.  Zombies may in fact have a hard time using the keyboard.  So spelling mistakes are manditatory.  Please do not mention the word ‘brains’ while chatting.

*All Zombies that participate in this chat service are treated humanely with respect, the utmost care and safety possible.  Your text chat participation with the zombies will help with their reintegration into society as useful contributors and not just annoying brain sucking undead.  We reward our zombies when they behave.