Exposing Santa Claus for the low-life scum that he is…
Never trust a guy in a red suit. According to Arlo Guthrie, he’s a Break & Enter Dope Fiend! According to Pall Mall, he’s a chain smoking addict!
Merry Christmas, everybody!
Let’s get Santa Clause ’cause;
Santa Clause has a red suit
He’s a communist
And a beard, and long hair
Must be a pacifist
What’s in the pipe that he’s smoking?
Mister Claus sneaks in your home at night.
He must be a dope fiend, to put you up tight…
Santa vs Santa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dZtPpGkNt4
Where Shopping Mall Santas really come from:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_sA1OQ_eUw